<BGSOUND SRC="http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/5ae0eb53/bc/Music/Love+Is+Waiting+For+You.wma?bfoDtlBBOc0gsgjD" LOOP="infinite"> Prayers of a Dying Atheist: ARGGGGGHHHGHHGHHGHHHH!H!H!HH!!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005

ARGGGGGHHHGHHGHHGHHHH!H!H!HH!!!!

As quoted from my trusty pointman, Gringo:

You're a treasure hunter. You found a treasure that nobody else knows. Its a secret, you see. But unfortunately, you have to leave the city where its buried in (don't ask why). So you leave it there, while residing in antoher city, hoping nobody will find it. Shinny. Gleaming. Priceless.


But you have to take into consideration that, in this City (lets call it Dukefin), in this City of Dukefin there are alot going on: alot of constructions, alot of yet-to-be-paved roads, roaming city dwellers, immigrants, scavengers, dreamers, drug-addicts, engineers, developers and.... other treasure hunters.


What are the chances that your treasure would still be there in, say, four years and not be discovered and expoilted? And would it also be assured you'd remember where you buried it? Whos to say that you wouldn't find a more awesome treasure?


Why couldn't you just have taken the treasure with you in the other city, you ask? Thats the essential part of the hypo. You just can't.

*slow drag, and flick*

Last yosi, then lets bounce?


Shaizer days, I swear. Everything sucks now. Gotta get a new groove. (haha, too many figuratives)

Btw Gringo: Naw criminhul intensyun, ind lack of instruction mitigates the crime. She wusn't awt fu blood. Shes just human layk yu ahd me, mon. Who wudathunk? Tak to her ahnd yul see.(Said with a forgiving Irvine Welsch accent)

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